marrit is so right

My friend Marrit is so right about how stupid all those commercials are - the ones where people say stuff like, "Now that we have a baby, I want to be sure I have the right car insurance." NO ONE actually thinks that, right? Right?

She says:

It's more like, "Fuck, do we still have car insurance?" Or "You paid that, right?" Or "Oh, yeah. I'm totally going to pay that" and then you didn't pay it because you sort of couldn't right then because of your broke ass, or you could pay it but you just fucking forgot because you got twenty minutes of sleep and you ate some really ancient summer sausage for breakfast because you could get to it with one hand while you were holding the baby.

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