poet goldberg

We've had baby "Apple" (Gwyneth Paltrow) and baby "Banjo" (Rachel Griffiths), and now we have .....baby "Poet."

Yes, Soleil Moon Frye, better known as former child star Punky Brewster who had major breast reduction surgery, is now the proud mama of newborn "Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg."

Naming your daughter "Poet" is just wrong. First of all, talk about pressure! What if she isn't the literary type? Naming your baby "Poet" is like naming her "Nuclear Physicist" or or "Supermodel." It's setting her up for failure and feelings of inadequacy.

Plus, it's just plain unattractive. No one wants to introduce herself as "Poet Goldberg."