laid up

I can't remember the last time I spent four full days pretty much completely in bed. And whenever that was, I didn't have cable TV at the time. Right now I do have cable because they accidentally gave us the whole enchilada at our new house when we asked for internet service and the 6 basic channels.

So anyway, I have been lying here in bed with a laptop and 50 channels of TV and I have these observations:

-''Seinfeld and 'Sex and the City' are as good as you remember

-Tucker Carlson is putting on weight

-"The Flavor of Love" is THE best reality show on television. Trust me on this one.

-VH1 has really run out of things to count down. They are scraping the bottom of the barrel now. I think earlier today I saw a three hour show titled "The 50 Top Celebrity Shoplifting Incidents"

-Nancy Grace is psychotic. No, seriously. I suspect she'll eventually pull an Anne Heche and be found wandering around Barstow, California wearing only a bedsheet and babbling about that time Bill Clinton begged her to make love to him.

-Rachael Ray is really Billy Barty in drag

-WBIR-TV is FAR superior to any other local newscast ;-)

More Deep TV Thoughts From Katie later...