The primary reporter for my hometown newspaper, in middle Tennessee, is frequently, unintentionally hilarious.
Read HIS OP-ED ON BONNAROO for perhaps his best work EVAH.
I can't decide if the best part is:
A.) Where he refers to the band "The Magic Numbers" as "Magic Fingers"
B.) He suggests he was offered sexual favors in exchange for his press credentials
C.) He refers to "vulgar" movements known as "dance moves"
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Oh my! He earns his living as a writer??
Magic Fingers has my vote, but its close.
sorry, the link isn't showing up.
The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar is on this guy's case.
SPOGG vs. Shelbyville Times-Gazette
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