Tuesday

henry

Me to family at supper: "I found out today I've gained 15 pounds so far."

Henry (snarky tongue firmly in cheek):"Wow. The baby weighs 15 pounds already?"

Me: "Uh, no, smartass child. The baby weighs, like, 9 ounces."

Henry: "So that means you're gonna gain, like, 200 pounds by the time this is all over?"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Often, Henry stories remind me of Willie.
becky

mamalife said...

Thinking he better learn new, improved responses to such comments before he grows up and has a pregnant wife ;)

Anonymous said...

Don't you think that your disgust at the thought of possibly being mistaken as a "fat, middle aged [and therefore it goes without saying] loser who has given up on herself" last month might have something to do with that?

karrie said...

I think he just earned an extra shift of diaper duty!

Anonymous said...

I think making him look at all the photos/charts of 'baby at x months" and learn what happens to a woman's body during pregnancy would be a really good way to keep him from getting someone pregnant...plus diaper duty.