fugly is the new pretty

Ah, cattiness done right at GoFugYourself.com (thanks Maia for the link).

Representative of the fabuloso writing at this site, a description of Marc Anthnoy, Mr. J-Lo:

"I have dreamed -- yes, mi amores, dreamed -- about someone like Marc. He's so... weensy and bird-like and man-tanned and Living Dead-y. What girl doesn't long for a man who looks embalmed? He's my own adorable little leathery Manoerexic, Tanorexic Marc!"

Another fun time waster: AwfulPlasticSurgery.com