Thursday

tom cruise wants to change my name

He just keeps getting creepier, don't you think?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh, yeah. Creepie is putting it lightly. Seems Mr. Cruise has been reading The 19th Century Husband's Guide to Controlling the Little Woman. He'd better hope she doesn't grow up too much because she'll dump him like his first two "grown up" wives did.

Eek. He gives me the willies.

Stefaneener said...

Yeah, since you're a "mature, childbearing woman." Urgh urgh urgh.

but you know what? she's a big girl and if she wants to sell her soul and become a Scientologist's incubator, it's her call.

Have you been reading "go fug yourself?" hysterical.

Anonymous said...

They really are wacko!
Is this the most important thing on their mind fright now for her to be known publicly as “Kate”?
They should be explaining and spinning why the love-obsessed nut job is gallivanting around Europe after the birth of his baby instead of home bonding as a family...

Anonymous said...

Yea, what stefaneener said - kate's a grownup mama now. And if we want to look on the bright side for that baby, at least she's not riding in a car on Britney's lap. And she'll probably *never* have a skull fracture.

Don't you go by Kate though? I mean, with family and stuff?

Julie said...

Indeed I do mostly go by Kate with family and close friends. And that's because I am a "child-bearing woman" (is that like being a load bearing wall?).

;-)

Anonymous said...

I like the name Katie.

Anonymous said...

load-bearing wall, bwahahaha