lucky

My office is on a hill. I always park my car directly in front of the bldg, on a steep incline. Always.

A little while ago, one of the maintenance guys for the bldg asked me if something was wrong with my car.

No, I said. Why do you ask?

Well, he explained, it's on the sidewalk at an angle at the BOTTOM of the hill/street.

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I left my car in neutral (although I did have the emergency brake on) and it apparently rolled down an entire city block and miraculously, did not hit anything or anyone and gently came to rest on the sidewalk just before taking out a fire hydrant.

(Thank you God. Really. Thanks. That was very, very nice of you.)

I am a big dork. And I need a chauffeur.