Rats
I like them.
Ask me why.
Because they are soft
Because they have a scaley tail
Because they are furry
Because they lick you a lot
Because they are very small
Because they have long little teeth
Because they have tiny feet
Because they have tiny faces
Because
Because
Because
That's why.
I like rats.
By Elliot
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I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
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Blogs I Like to Read
- Amy's Very Cool Homeschooling Family
- Ann Douglas
- Blogging Baby
- David Rhoden
- Domestic Psychology
- First Impressionist
- Jonathan Hickman
- Lemuria Books
- Mamas Ink
- Marrit Ingman
- Martini Made
- Meagan Francis
- Mo's Journal
- Remembering Ward
- Suburban Turmoil
- The Vol Abroad
- This Woman's Work
- Women's Health News
- Zygote Daddy
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- sharon stone
- Elliot's New Poem
- obit for the generation gap
- leggings, redux
- music for today's morning commute
- nashville knucklehead
- my yard makeover
- too busy
- J. kicks back at Robert's
- james & julie
- Julie, James, Robert & J.
- kate 'n' robert
- Bell Buckle weekend
- cuteness abounds
- J., me at my bro's house
- kate & robert
- nicole, barefoot and pregnant
- i wish i could quit you
- J., thinking
- Julie & fish
- i heart bowling
- dancing w/ my brothah
- jennifer aniston needs to eat some PIE
- gone
- No title
- the rise of 'lad culture'
- jetpack uk
- racist column
- feminist heroism
- meme
- quote o' the day
- too liberal
- on the small side
- lucky
- banged up
- c-sections
- jane fends off the papparazzi
- jane & me at weekend horse show
- jane & cinco
- jane, with her mama & daddy
- j. and cinco
- milf
- wishing
- good stuff
- when i was 12
- the high score
- busybusybusy
- getting married
- new scott miller
- not good
- too loud
- write what you know
- After a month or so, we have decided Cookie the do...
- journalists have become obsequious and lazy
- today's soundtrack
- gardening
- the good ones
- Apparently, even Joan Rivers needs love
- the pop culturephile
- SOme men are just complete idiots
- vote
- bad boob job
- the family bed
- Eddie Van Halen made me promise I'd never get fat
- woohooo!!!!!
- spunk & bite
- vintage flyers
- You should check out Jon's blog
- cottage garden
- Busy weekend at Casa Granju. The guy I have been s...
- I love Free People but I always have to order thei...
- conservatown
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2 comments:
what a great poem! sometimes 'because' is the only thing that makes sense...
I have four pet rats (in addition to my cats). They're pretty much like Elliot says. He's much wiser about rats than a lot of adults.
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