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mitzvahpalooza

Check out these hilarious photos from the much-discussed, recent NYC Bat Mitzvah in which a doting father spent tens of millions to have everyone from Aerosmith to 50 Cent serenade his 13 year old baby girl.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And I thought that proms were getting out of hand...

Friday, December 2, 2005 at 7:37:00 PM GMT
Anonymous said...

oh please. this extreme is a new thing but all the jew kids I knew who had bar mitzvahs just did it for all the goodies. I used to bartend at a hotel that did a lot of bar mitzvahs and they were just disgusting. one time my supervisor failed to mention the type of kosher function it was I put real milk on the bar instead of coffee mate (the better to clog your arteries with my dear..but at least you wont rot in hell for breaking "the law"). so next thing I know I have this big nosed heb bitch in my face shrieking at me about how ignorant I am and on and on and on..the jew weddings were just as bad. spoiled brides yelling at the banquet manager because of the smallest thing that isnt just right. and people wonder why theres a lot of hostility towards the jews. it doesnt happen in a vacuum.

Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:45:00 PM GMT
Anonymous said...

So Anonymous,
You've never had a small-nosed WASP bitch get in your face? 'Cause I've worked catering and I have.
If a customer pays good money and wants, for example, vegetarian food, I can see them getting angry if they get beef tacos. Saying the supervisor failed to mention it just doesn't cut it. It WAS your work's fault, whether it was yours personally or not. And everyone knows when you work public service (which I've done, restaurants/catering for 14 years) you are the face they see, so that's who they yell it. Not that it's right but that's what happens. And I found in my catering days that Jewish weddings/bar/bat mitzahs had some of the nicest customers EVER. And they were good tippers, too.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:09:00 PM GMT
Anonymous said...

Oh and anonymous, I forgot to say, I'm glad you *used to* tend bar because it sounds like you hated it. And I don't think it's your place as a bartender to judge what people put in their bodies (non-dairy creamer vs. the real thing) because you're in the business of SERVING ALCOHOL, usually mixed with carbonated beverages, which everyone knows are bad for you. And, by the way, Jewish theology does not include the concept of "hell" so you won't 'rot in hell' for breaking the law. got it?
And it's "tend bar" not "bartend" which is NOT A WORD.
And the proper use of the adjective to describe Jews is "Jewish" as in "Jewish kids, Jewish wedding" etc. not "Jew kids, Jew wedding."

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:15:00 PM GMT

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