Thursday

new jersey needs a new slogan

Apparently, NJ paid a consultant a quarter million dollars to come up with a new state slogan, but nobody liked his idea ("New Jersey: We'll Win You Over")so now they're having a contest to come up with a new state slogan.

A few years ago Knoxville needed a new slogan and tha lame-o thing the powers that be came up with was "Knoxville: Where Nature and Technology Meet"

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Locals quickly changed it to "Knoxville: Where Nature and Technology Stop for Gas on the Way to Florida"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard somewhere that Wilma Dykeman, who's anything but a 'power that be', came up with that.

- Steve K.

Lisa said...

I'm from FL so this made me laugh! Can ya give them some driving lessons with the gas before you let them continue on down here??!!