not to be confused with the String Cheese Incident

Last Friday, I actually got caught behind a Little Debbie Snack Cake truck, overturned in front of the dirt track. My friend "Preston Moneychanger" (who has a goal of remaining the least Google-able person on the planet)has dubbed this the "snackycake incident," which amuses me so much that If I ever have another child, I may name him/her that.