Tuesday

suri's cruise's birth certificate

Check out this copy of baby Suri's legal BIRTH CERTIFICATE.


It's just as weird as everything else about this baby.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is just so strange...what possible motivation could they have to be so secretive about their child's birth?
Could it be that Suri is NOT their biological child, but adopted? And why hide it?
Or...is she an alien?

Anonymous said...

Dang. I know she is a rich and gorgeous movie star, but I cannot help but pity poor Katie (err..Kate) Holmes.
becky

Mia Storm said...

"Could it be that Suri is NOT their biological child, but adopted? And why hide it?"

Well, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman garnered a lot of speculation when they adopted their two children, Isabella and Connor. That would be a reason to hide adoption, I guess, but it's much more likely that TomKat is just being their usual weird selves.

Poor Katie. Maybe Mimi and Nicole should stage an Ex-Wives of Tom Cruise intervention for her.

dewi said...

My Theory is twofold why no one ever saw this baby.

1) The baby is ugly.

And

2) Katie Holmes is suffering from postpartum depression.